Yargh.
Anxiety. Sexually charged post. The gangster stalker finally came out and asked me for my number and I gave it to him. I told him I was busy tonight - I’m not - but he called anyway and I didn’t answer. I’m just not sure how this first conversation is supposed to go; doesn’t he know that sexual innuendo is best left to texting? It should go like this.
” do u like the cock?”
“yes, luv the cock, very homo, read my blog”
“want sck ur cock?”
“sure, sck it is good”
“u sck mine 2″
“duh”
“fck u n ass? hard?”
“i dunno bout all that. if 2 big, sck is all, sry kthx”
I prefer that. Then I can stop being coy and staying naked for a long period of time while I change so he can stare at my junk. And he does - every single time. I found out today that he’s 23. I’m not sure if I revealed this in the earlier post and I’m too lazy to look, but he has a girlfriend and a kid, too. And if he wasn’t outrageously cute, I wouldn’t even be discussing this. But who am I to deny myself of him, or better yet, him of me? This is so DARKsided.
Hit me with your moral judgments, though I’m not sure they’ll have any effect.
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Morals are for unattractive Republicans.
Leave all the stress from the world outside
Every wrong done will be alright
Nothing but peace, love, and street passion…
You’re not gonna listen to Pac?
Comment by Michael — June 10, 2008 @ 3:22 am
Don’t you get extra points of straight dudes? And with a girlfriend… that’s even more, right? And a kid… that’s times two! Whooaa.
Comment by fprints — June 10, 2008 @ 10:27 am
Oof. Something comes to mind about the thing you do while carrying that big stick…
Comment by Alden — June 10, 2008 @ 6:46 pm
Oh, you’re only young once.
Comment by jason — June 10, 2008 @ 9:16 pm