http://www.thirtyminus.net two wrongs are only the beginning. Thu, 28 Aug 2008 03:16:48 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Today, the "new hot chic" at my workplace hit on me. This time, at least she's my age and not a grandmother. I'm flattered, of course, but frankly I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often. Ladies love me, and why wouldn't they? I'm not a total barney and I have ... http://www.thirtyminus.net/2008/08/27/i-cant-help-it/ I haven't been to the gym in a couple of weeks due to the aforementioned health crisis, save for last Sunday when I met Jose. I'll sum that up by saying a blood test proved me right and my doctor wrong - my dosage of medication was off. I didn't ... http://www.thirtyminus.net/2008/08/22/creep/ Cymbalta. Our time was short, a mere 24+ hours, but clearly we are not meant to be together. You make me sick and wirey, and after more research, your benefits do not outweigh your risks and side effects. And considering I went to the doctor because I am lethargic and ... http://www.thirtyminus.net/2008/08/19/goodbye/ Got flirted with by some cute hispanic boy named Jose at the gym. AND he had already seen me shirtless. We had already seen eachother a few times, but I as I was leaving, I passed by him and smiled and he turned around towards me and started with the ... http://www.thirtyminus.net/2008/08/17/thankui/ The most awesome thing just happened. I was driving my car beside the bookstore and I passed this cute guy walking on the sidewalk. Noticed him, moved on with my life. Then as I was walking into said store, I looked to my left and saw him standing beside his ... http://www.thirtyminus.net/2008/08/16/thank-u/ New favorite four word phrase: "temporary injection site reaction." It sounds like right-wing jingoism to me. I call it "OMG, WTF DID YOU DO TO ME!!1!" My mom called me Saturday and asked me if I would drive her to pick up her new teevee. Naturally I said okay, nevermind that ... http://www.thirtyminus.net/2008/08/10/special-treats/ Spotted today: Tattoo of two words in the shape of a cross on a guy's leg: vertically - "WHITE," horizontally - "PRIDE." Bumper sticker on the back of a giant Ford SUV: "NOBAMA / Say no to socialism in 2008." Fun times. The weirdest, dumbest thing happened to me last Monday. ... http://www.thirtyminus.net/2008/08/03/bizarro/ Last weekend I went to Houston for a (very successful) surprise birthday party for a friend. Much fun was had as we chatted, ate, drank (a lot), and watched a few things on their big projector in the backyard. Strangely, bras ended up hanging from flagpoles, but that's another story. ... http://www.thirtyminus.net/2008/07/30/dont-give-up/ I love how these photos randomly ended up side by side. When I took that photo, I was not making my Gandhi face. http://www.thirtyminus.net/2008/07/24/facebook/ I don't really have birthday expectations other than hearing feliz cumpleanos from the regulars. And that's fine. But, at work, I expected a cake because I'm vain and to have "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM" printed on the marquis like everyone else gets, and naturally I was disappointed by the place that ... http://www.thirtyminus.net/2008/07/22/struggling-with-my-motivation/